There are days, oh yes, when I find my thoughts lacking in substance and clarity. I’ll suffer a spell of creative ineptitude, only to have my work schedule thrown completely out of whack by the minutes wasted. It’s then that I find myself, much like an insomniac who lies in bed stealing furtive glances at the clock, worrying about what to write as naptime draws to an end and school bus looms in the distance. Working with a toddler in the house is difficult; three children make it damn near impossible, and I have precious moments in the day in which to work without interruption.
Contract work is not my life aspiration; however, it helps to pay the bills, covering the expense of those important must-haves like food and winter coats. *Yes! I predict my children will need winter coats, eventually, despite October’s freakish summer-like weather.* So efficient, am I, in my contract work that I can now justify the measly per-article earnings. By early 2008, I am hoping to add to my Master Schedule the obligations of two more contracted writing positions. I like to stay busy. I become restless otherwise. I have no assigned articles to write today, and I am feeling particularly on edge.Nearly two months ago I queried a popular magazine. The wait is agonizing, yet necessary. I know the drill. By month’s end, I’ll have another query, perhaps two, prepared to send out in the hopes of gaining a clip and a paycheck. Then there’s the cookbook. Did you know I am writing a cookbook? A muffin cookbook, to be precise. All recipes taste-tested and approved by Jacob, the pickiest of the picky and sufferer of sensory integration disorder/asperger’s/ADHD/and who the hell really knows? *In the next few weeks, I will have some interesting news to share in regards to the neverending saga of our challenges with the boy.*
But here’s the problem. My brain is a bottleneck of ideas, each one crammed inside the gray matter and vying for attention. Just pick one, I tell myself. Outline your idea. Query. Pick another idea. Outline. Query. Keep them going. Get them out of here. Declutter your head.
Sigh. Sometimes I just want to watch a movie instead, languish on the couch with a bowl of popcorn or a handful of M&M’s, nininins, as my toddler calls them. I did just that the other day, watched a movie as Bridget napped. Brokeback Mountain, a movie my husband refused to watch and one I thought decidedly slow. I watched it for Heath and Jake, despite the premise of the movie (of which I had no problem, mind you. i’m a liberal. a supporter of gay rights. a believer of gay marriage. how many readers did i just lose by my proclamation? i suppose i will save my lack of faith for another post.).
A writer with too many ideas intermingling in her head produces nothing but verbose blog fodder. Public accountability is a necessary evil, especially on those overcast days when coffee just can’t seem to cast the sleep from a pair of tired eyes. There’s a thought. Public accountability. Huh . . . .
(an idea festers)
Clearly, I need more work.
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October 10, 2007 at 3:56 am
Zoe
I know how you feel Melissa. My head is almost bursting right now too. I don’t know if it’s this time of year when Christmas is just around the corner but not quite…And I really liked Brokeback (if only for Jake G!!!). Sometimes you’ve just got to veg in front of the tv and switch of (something I have great difficulty doing - I can watch a whole movie and not know what happened by the end because I’ve been too busy “thinking” while pretending to take a break).
Now a muffin cook book sounds like my idea of heaven.
October 10, 2007 at 7:53 am
Debi
“Declutter your head”…love that! Exactly what we all need to from time to time. For me, of course, the brain isn’t cluttered with writing ideas…but with all the lesson plan ideas that have to be developed for the 12 required subjects under the homeschooling regs. “Declutter your head”…yes, I love that visual!
(Didn’t lose me, by the way. Sounds like we’re definitely on the same liberal page.)
Have a great day, Melissa! Hopefully a productive one, as I know that will make you feel better. But even if it’s not, I hope it’s an enjoyable one!
October 10, 2007 at 9:40 am
melissa
Have you gotten your cookbook from amazon yet?
October 10, 2007 at 10:18 am
Melissa
You do have lots in your mind - it helps to get some of it out sometimes. I love that you are writing a cookbook - I LOVE muffins!!
October 10, 2007 at 10:55 am
Gnorb
Don’t you just love the cyclical nature of biorhythms? I’ve noticed for myself that when it rains, it pours, and when it doesn’t, it droughts. Only way I’ve gotten around that is by writing all my ideas (including outlines) down when I’m hot and working, plowing, punching, and slugging through them when I’m not. This, at least offers some semblance of momentum.
Of course, there’s always the “please, for the love of God, relax” voice that rings in my head once in a while, but I generally ignore it. Sounds like you might, too. Hurray for time-saving technology! Isn’t the future wonderful?
Anyway, good luck with your queries. May you receive many, many acceptance letters!
October 10, 2007 at 11:14 am
Megan
Well, I for one enjoyed your musings on your ineptitude and found it all terribly creative! I can’t imagine writing - serious, real writing - with a toddler in the house. I can barely eek out blog posts!
The cookbook sounds delish. Can’t wait!
October 10, 2007 at 11:37 am
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October 10, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Corey
what a great post… I feel so inside your completely FULL mind right now. I see all those ideas….and think, WOW I really like this lady!

I hope you hear from the magazine soon.
OH and you haven’t lost me….I’m right there with you.
October 10, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Damselfly
I feel that way sometimes! Or rather, I felt that way when I was actively freelancing.
October 10, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Monica
Ahhh I can so relate. I have a ton of ideas for my home, cottage business, kids, etc. that I can’t seem to focus on just one at a time. Sometimes those mundane moments (spacing out in front of the t.v. watching a “Charmed” episode for the 10th time) can provide a spark of clarity on an idea that previously eluded us. I think I may need to schedule more “down” time soon. That is terrific you are writing a cookbook.
October 18, 2007 at 1:15 am
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