If you are a first-time visitor and have found your way via the 5 Minutes for Mom, The Ultimate Blog Party 2008, welcome to Woolgatherings! My name is Melissa, and here is a basic laundry list of who I am to help you determine if you’d like to stick around or not *but please do!* And because I’m sure you have a gazillion blogs to get through on the party list, I’ll be brief and present just the basic facts:
I’m a 30-year-old Virgo. My birthday is September 22.
I have 3 children who like to believe they run the house. They are 8, 6, and 2 and BIG TIME maggots. We love them anyway.
I met my husband in an online chatroom (not a dating site), and we’ve been married happily for 9 years. We met, got married, bought a house and had a baby in less than a year (and not in that particular order!)
We live in New York. (no, not NYC)
I’m halfway to earning my college degree in both elementary education and nursing, but I work at home as a freelance writer under the name Lis Garrett. edited to add: I am not currently in school pursuing those degrees! Although I write mostly web content, I am branching out into print publication, as well. Lis Garrett is where I document my thoughts on and experiences with writing. My daughter and I are working on a collaborative short story about a mischievous cat (and that’s all I care to divulge).
Although I’m a registered Democrat, I’m fairly middle-of-the-road with my political views. Close-minded people really tick me off, though, so I rarely discuss politics or anything too controversial on this site. My blood pressure is high enough as it is.
I love to watch TV. I have many favorite shows, the extent, of which, is embarrassing. Thank goodness for DVR! There’s LOST and The Office and Heroes and How I Met Your Mother and 30 Rock and . . .
I’ve been know to read, too. When I find a book I enjoy, I’ll even ignore the TV!
I talk about people.
I talk about parenting.
I talk about cool sites and products.
I talk about whatever the heck I feel like, such as gardening, good news, and my son’s challenges (which are a challenge to everyone else, too)
I host cool contests and encourage people to do nice things.
I’m the guest judge for March’s Write-Away Contest, hosted by Scribbit.
By the way, this is what I look like, although I’ve taken to wearing my glasses on a full-time basis. ‘Cause, you know, your body starts to do weird stuff once you turn 30. I just can’t wear contacts anymore. Phooey.
One of my most popular posts is How to Make a Pirate Hat.
One of my most popular pages is Support Entrepreneurs.
Yes, there’s a lot of fun stuff that goes on at Woolgatherings, so be sure to stick around!
*If you would like to visit the homepage, click http://www.MelissaGarrett.wordpress.com . Don’t forget about my other site at http://www.LisGarrett.com . *

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March 7, 2008 at 3:22 am
kailani
I guess you never know where you’ll find Mr. Right! I’m so glad it all worked out for both of you. My life sounds similar to yours - we bought a house, got married, and had a baby all within a year - in that order! LOL!
March 7, 2008 at 8:08 am
Kristen M.
Just stopping by. I didn’t realize we were so close in age (I’m 31). And I’ve been married 10 years. Anyway, I’ve been stopping by on occasion and enjoying your blog.
March 7, 2008 at 9:09 am
kristi
Nice party! I meant to participate, but as with many things I say I’m going to do these days, it didn’t happen.
PS: If regularly praise the existence of my DVR. We would never get to watch our shows if we didn’t have it.
March 7, 2008 at 9:19 am
gary
Since you’re hosting a party and we live in the neighborhood can we come over for some snacks and drinks?
March 7, 2008 at 9:54 am
Janne
Wow, you’re busy! I didn’t realize you were earning two degrees at one time!
Happy Blog Party!
March 7, 2008 at 11:17 am
Liz
Phew - two degrees, you ARE amazing me - congratulations on throwing such a lovely party and enjoy the rest of the week!
March 7, 2008 at 1:47 pm
sandy
Yay for getting to know Lis Garrett!!!!!
BTW, I’m working on my questions to get back to you.
March 7, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Summer
I’ve never heard anyone refer to their kids as maggots. I had to go read that story! LOL
March 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm
PamperingBeki
Hey stranger! It’s great to see you again.
Happy Blog partying!
March 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm
wondermommy
It was great to meet you, Have a Happy Party!
March 7, 2008 at 3:43 pm
grace
We have something in common too - hubby graduated from graduate school, we got married and had a baby all in one year. Nice to meet you!
March 7, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Happy Mama
Cute blog..you’re a no nonsense girl!
March 7, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Heidi
Thanks for the great introduction. I gave up my contacts several years ago, but have been gradually trying to ease back into wearing them. You’re right, though, weird things after 30……
March 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Wendy
Ooooh, I like you already! My husband and I also met, bought a house and got pregnant all within the same year. And you cracked me up with the maggot name calling. I have a 2 year old who was a voracious nurser causing my husband to name her the titty tick! She is still referred to as Bug.
March 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm
snpnmnmi
Sounds like a good party… interesting, though I may have to hold my political opinions to myself.
Also, you should know that the term maggot has a few other defintions:
An extravagant notion, an odd fancy; whim.
I think all of the definitions fit children in general, no matter how much you love’em. Cna’t hear the word without thinking of the Redwall series of books now. LOL
Party on!
Tammy :):)
March 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Rebecca
Nice post! I’m going to add you to my feed reader.
March 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Marissa
Happy Party day! You blog is very interesting. I’ll be sure to come back!
March 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Tiffany
Great blog! Yay for partying!
March 7, 2008 at 6:22 pm
PreSchool Mama
Don’t you dare say you can’t wear contacts after 30. I am 35, and am going to take my contacts to my grave!
Nice reading about you in such an organized fashion!
March 7, 2008 at 6:25 pm
ohamanda
You had me at Lost…and Heroes…and How I Met Your Mother! Are you SO glad the strike is over?! I just did a Lost recap if you’re up for it…
March 7, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Ellen
I like the presentation for your party. I think I want to make a pirate hat!!
http://happywonderer.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/the-ultimate-blog-party-march-7th-14th-2/
March 7, 2008 at 8:03 pm
laughingatchaos
Hey, your birthday is the day before mine…just a few years behind me. LOL! I’ve been enjoying your blog and you’ve inspired me to do the Ultimate Blog Party.
March 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Natalie
It sounds like you’re a year and 2 days older than me. I also met my husband online, not on a dating site. We met in 2001 but weren’t married until 2004, but we did have a child 2 months before our first anniversary. LOL! Nice to “meet” you!
March 7, 2008 at 9:29 pm
amyszoo
Thanks for hosting the party! What did you think of LOST last night? I’m seriously wondering who the mystery man (or woman!) on the bus is now, how about you?
March 7, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Summer
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Your post about your son was very interesting. Your outlook and determination about the situation is admirable.
March 7, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Kwana
Great blog. I’m glad I stopped by.
March 7, 2008 at 10:55 pm
acupofjoy
Join me at my parties!
Win a handmade pocket place mat:
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Win Chocolates:
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Visit me at A Cup of Joy for Missions Month:
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March 7, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Jesse
I’m so glad I stopped by your site; I really enjoyed it and I plan on coming back. Have a great weekend!
March 7, 2008 at 11:36 pm
pickel
Hey Lis! Great Party!
March 8, 2008 at 12:22 am
taradawn
I’m stopping by for the party… My 5 year old son is in the process of being tested for Sensory Integration disorder. I appreciated your sons story. Thanks for sharing it.
March 8, 2008 at 12:48 am
Cindy Swanson
Hi Lis! I was immediately drawn to your blog, because “Garrett” was my maiden name. The Garretts are an amazing bunch! You have a terrific blog here. Stop by and visit mine when you get a moment!
March 8, 2008 at 1:42 am
Stephanie
Melissa, I love your blog, your writing style, your warm personality! Keep up the great work here at Woolgatherings!
March 8, 2008 at 3:36 am
Laurie
Nice to meet you
I enjoyed your party. I hope you will come visit me.
March 8, 2008 at 3:39 am
eastcoastlife
Hi Melissa,
Nice to meet you. Greetings from Singapore, Asia. Just drop in to say hello!
March 8, 2008 at 8:02 am
Heidi
Lovely party post! It looks like you write about a lot of the same things I do (a miscellany is what I mean). Have a great party!
March 8, 2008 at 9:23 am
Debbie Yost
Hi Melissa,
Just wanted to say hi. You’ve got a great party going! I hope you have a fun week!
March 8, 2008 at 10:34 am
Jennifer Barr
Hello!
March 8, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Krista Peck
What a fun blog. Nice to meet you, Melissa! You have a lot of excitement going on in your life!
March 8, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Terri H
Dropped by to say hi during the party. Have an awesome week.
March 8, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Melanie
I love your blog! It was so nice to “meet” you. Enjoy the party!!
Our Happy Happenings
Livin’ With Me
March 8, 2008 at 2:19 pm
bleeding espresso
Hey there! I think this is how I met last year…happy anniversary
Party on!
March 8, 2008 at 5:18 pm
wesleyjeanne
Hi Melissa! Just wanted to let you know I stopped by your party! Looks like you’re getting a good response.
March 8, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Bonnie
Great blog. I’m so loving this big blog party !!
My party is happening HERE
March 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Kim
Nice to meet you. Stop by and say hello. Happy partying!
March 8, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Tirzah
I hope you’re having a great party! This looks like a fun place to be!
March 8, 2008 at 8:19 pm
corrin
i keep the politics off my site, too. i’m not smart enough to get into a real political debate! haha.
March 8, 2008 at 9:32 pm
jayedee
i’m jayedee from sunny central florida! nicetameetcha! party on dudette!lol and if you like chickens (and what woman doesn’t like chickens?) stop by the lost world and check out the awesome giveaway i have going!
March 9, 2008 at 12:17 am
posh
great blog…have a great weekend and send any tweens and teens you know in your life to our blog.
L8R…posh
March 9, 2008 at 1:04 am
Carol Van Rooy
I couldn’t imagine meeting online. I work with a guy who did something similiar. I think they were both part of a online fan club if I’m correct.
Have a great party.
March 9, 2008 at 1:54 am
Cher KLosner Lane
Hi Melissa! I’m Cher – StardustLullaby.com – nice to meet you!!
I love thius blog - love the “Maggots!!” LOL!!
And reading about Jacob 
Sounds a lot like my little fella - very smart, and right brained…I feed him LOTS of music and art - works wonders…
LOST is our favorite show!!! Can’t wait to see this weeks episode - been too busy bloggin!!!
Come visit me at my Party - Music, Cartoons, Games and Party Favors! We’re giving away an Award-winning Stardust lullaby CD! http://stardustlullaby.blogspot.com/2008/03/welcome-gals-to-ultimate-blog-party-at.html
Sign up on our mailing list for a chance at our monthly giveaway! http://www.StardustLullaby.com
Happy Partying, Melissa!! Cher
March 9, 2008 at 2:46 am
Dawn
Great post and party! I too do not have patience for close minded people. I often thought because I was openminded I could discuss “big” topics with people. But convincing someone to not be closed minded, and arguing really heats me and its like hitting my head against the wall then anything. Drives me crazy. Anyway, have fun on the party circuit and stop by to say hi!
March 9, 2008 at 8:20 am
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March 9, 2008 at 9:51 am
Michelle
It is very nice to meet you! Thanks for explaining how to make a pirate hat! Happy Blog Partying!
March 9, 2008 at 10:50 am
Meshellyn
Fabulous party! It’s great getting to know you! Feel free to stop by my party sometime soon and have a slice of homemade banana bread. I look forward to reading more here soon!
Meshellyn
March 9, 2008 at 1:55 pm
michelle rosborough
Great party
March 9, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Deb
Great Blog party! I even have my party clothes on! Come on by and Jam at my blog!
DEB
March 9, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Joanne
Really nice to meet you and I look forward to coming back, stop by my place, it is a little far, all the way in Milan, but that’s the beauty of cyber space - we are all just a click away!
March 9, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Tonggu Momma
I don’t usually post comments, but my daughter also has SID/SPD (sensory seeking), although she responded well to therapy and now it’s just deemed a mild to moderate case, but was initially diagnosed as “severe.” I, too, have SID/SPD (over-sensitive) — a moderate case that causes challenges both small and large even in adulthood. It’s wonderful to “meet” you!
March 9, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Breeze
Hey there. I met my husband in a chat room as well. It took us a bit longer to get together, but next week is our 7th anniversary, and we’ll have been together 10 years in the fall. We’re on kid number two, and still very happy we wandered into that chat room.
March 9, 2008 at 7:22 pm
The Single Mom
It is so nice to meet you - I’m glad you had me by! I’ve really enjoyed the blogs that made me laugh & giggle and you most certainly did! (We all need to laugh once in a while!) Best of luck with the writing and schooling - it’s really hard to go back once you’re a mom! I’m still getting used to what my body did to ‘get back at me’ when I turned 30 - and now it’s time to see what will happen when I turn 40! LOL Hope you’re enjoying the party!
March 9, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Lois
I definitely need to come back for more visits!
Partying along at Goodies for Mom.
March 9, 2008 at 8:49 pm
S.B.
Just wanted to say “Hi!”
Stop by my blog party if you get a chance. Thanks
S.B.
Be Thrifty Like Us
http://bethriftylikeus.blogspot.com/2008/03/ultimate-blog-party-2008.html
March 9, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Christy
Hey,
This is my first blog party. YEEHAW! It is awesome to meet so many new friends. I love your blog header.
Christy
http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/sharpcrew
March 9, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Natalie
happy blog party! i’m like you in that when i find a really good book i will even ignore the tv and that is big for me!
March 10, 2008 at 12:02 am
Holding It Together
Hi! I’ve been reading your blog for a couple of weeks and am really enjoying it (and the one on writing as well). Take care.
March 10, 2008 at 12:49 am
Holly
Hahaha! “The Three Maggots” I like that! Happy partying, I sure enjoyed my time here.
March 10, 2008 at 2:29 am
Brandie
Okay, I really enjoyed your maggot post because -for real, I get it. And I am surprised I have not yet had a bleach spill in my house. And if we did, I would have starting yelling toxic, freaking out, and all the kids would have been crying LOL
Our kids are roughly the same ages - mine are 8, 5, and 2 and they too are all maggots. The first and third came out of the womb that way. The second didn’t earn that title until quite a few years had passed! LOL =)
It was so nice to meet you. I am sure I will be back again!
March 10, 2008 at 3:55 am
Jerri
Congrats on your 9 years of marriage. How great and lucky it must be to find someone in a chatroom. Great blog, by the way. I’ll be back!
March 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Jenny
Just party hopping and dropping by to say hi!
Congrats on nine years!! I think I’m up there too but I can’t remember. I haven’t been keeping track.
March 10, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Debi
what a nice blog. You defenately have a sense of humor and that is a GOOD thing! Please feel free to drop by my blog and check it out. I am giving away a door prize of a $15 Joann Gift Card. I am enjoying this blog party, and totally love meeting and getting to know new people.

Where in NY do you live? I lived in Rochester for about 10 years.
Hope you have a fabulous week and enjoy the rest of the party!
Debi
Craftymom
March 10, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Debz
Great post for a party! Just passing threw saying hi to a few people before I pack it in for the night.
Love your blog!
Blessings
Debz
March 11, 2008 at 2:34 am
Kathryn
This is such a wonderful Idea! You are so brave showing a dance video on your blog! Come on over and Party on my Blog!
http://kvcreativedesigns.blogspot.com/
Artful Blessings,
Kathryn
March 11, 2008 at 7:45 am
Sanja
nice to meet you! greetings from austria!
happy blogparty!
March 11, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Colleen
I haven’t been able to wear my contacts since I was pregnant, three years ago! No one tells you all the things that does to your body. TV is my guilty pleasure too. I hope you’ll stop over and visit my blog party.
March 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Toia
Thanks for having me at your party. This is my first time here. I think I will be visiting more often.
I hope you stop by.
March 12, 2008 at 1:19 am
CuriosityKiller
Nice! What a great way to start up your party! Cheers! Enjoy the rest of the week!!
p.s. I used to live in NYC, and loved going to New York state for autumn - it’s gorgeous over there!
March 12, 2008 at 1:20 am
CuriosityKiller
I meant visiting upper New York State…. ah y’know what I mean.
March 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Gina
Love the name of your blog. Nice to meet you.
March 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Lisa/Rick Rack Attack
Just wait until you’re over 35 and then it all really falls apart! Just kidding!
Stop on over for Confessions of An Apron Queen at http://anapronaday.blogspot.com
March 13, 2008 at 10:13 am
Ally P
Happy Blog Party!
March 13, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Kim Conger
Nice to meet you!
Blessings
March 13, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Mary
Glad I could stop by your party house! LOL!
March 13, 2008 at 7:28 pm
April W
Hello, Nice to meet you. Who doesn’t love Lost???? I also have DVR and am not quite sure how I EVER lived without it. Thanks for sharing your blog.
April
March 13, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Erica G
Congrats on your 9 years! Let’s give toast to many more.
April 28, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Jo
Nice to meet you. Hats off to you for taking on two degrees at once, that is brave. Godd luck!